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New Bin Laden tape warns of more US attacks
So I was enjoying a morning show earlier when all of a sudden a breaking news alert popped up, followed by some frantic looking talking news head talking about Osama releasing a new tape that's new and has to be him, because he mentions recent events. Oh yeah. Concrete proof. Be worried America. Be scared.
Seems like someone is trying to drive Bush's numbers back up by waving the dead guy at us again with yet another tape (never a recent video).
Oh, you didn't know? Yeah apparently lots of people, including Afghan President Hamid Karzai, the FBI and Israeli Intelligence, think Osama has been dead since December 2001. There is also a scan of his obituary from an Egyptian newspaper online. Read it.
When you hear a threat which is "probably" made by bin Laden, just remember that he's "probably" dead. Also think about who benefits from your believing he's alive.
"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up... please stand up..."
Seems like someone is trying to drive Bush's numbers back up by waving the dead guy at us again with yet another tape (never a recent video).
Oh, you didn't know? Yeah apparently lots of people, including Afghan President Hamid Karzai, the FBI and Israeli Intelligence, think Osama has been dead since December 2001. There is also a scan of his obituary from an Egyptian newspaper online. Read it.
When you hear a threat which is "probably" made by bin Laden, just remember that he's "probably" dead. Also think about who benefits from your believing he's alive.
"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up... please stand up..."
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